This is how all babysitters should sign off text messages. .
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Random morning photos
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New shoes
Harry's Stag Night
Happy Valley Races --> Wan Chai Bars --> No one really remembers
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Random photos
Sunday morning playdate with Milo and Ruby:
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Bathroom game: Drop item in bath, yell at someone until it's retrieved.
Weekend
George and his best mate Milo on the left; Brendan and Ruby on the right
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George and Rachel with George's newest plaything - a sand and water playtable. The little tyrant has exhibited a mortal fear of sand and beaches, and we thought that this little contraption might go some what towards helping him get over his peculiar little phobia (he loved it).
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Jonathan sent me these photos by email
I'm not sure why. Does he think that there's a connection between these two photos? Hmm. .
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Little phone thief
Well, hello there...
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Clearly rather proud of himself (that's smoothie on his cheek, by the way)
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You will be shocked to learn that I failed Art in school
Kristine asked me what the "Valley of Death" was, and in the absence of photographic evidence, I turned to the wonders of MS Paint to show her: .
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I know, I know - I am a supremely talented artist. Signed copies are available on request (they'll be worth a lot one day, especially after I'm dead... which could be sooner than you think, in view of the subject matter of the artwork).
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Odds and ends
Hanging by the pool over the weekend with his mates Ruby (top right) and his best friend Milo (bottom right)
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How to solve the "whose surname do we take?" conundrum (this is a receipt from our lovely vet)
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This morning
Admiring photos of himself on the computer screensaver
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Multitasking: Begging for toast while simultaneously filling his nappy
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